One of my lifelong dreams is to have a Super Bowl party… and to know who is playing. Unfortunately, a lack of football know-how is one of the symptoms of my all-sister upbringing – that and a need to go to the ladies room in pairs. Yet year after year at this time, I yearn to be like the bulk of our country and have some competitive girls over and have a bonding Super Bowl Chica Fest. In my dream, I envision myself cheering for the underdogs and enjoying the commercials more than the game. Today as I pondered my lifelong goal of hosting a Super Bowl Party, I decided I would plan an imaginary one and have you as my guinea pigs. Here’s what I would do if I were throwing a Super Bowl Party and knew anything about football.
At my dream Powder Puff Super Bowl Party, I would actually print out the invitations I made below and send them out. Live the dream for me. You can download and print them here.
I’d serve these babies.
And this…
I’d paint the outfits of these dudes in pink and place them on top of the brownies. 
The girls would (of course) all wear personalized Pink Football Jerseys. Note: In my dreams, I have unlimited funds.
I’d be tempted to hand out the below purse as a favor for each of the women, but then STOP myself out of self respect.
Instead I would hand out these pink whistles…
(and if my funds were unlimited boxes of chocolates as well. It couldn’t hurt right?)
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And after the team I had been rooting for won, we would all trek outside for a little “powder puff tough” football ourselves. This is the part where knowing how to play the game would come especially in handy.
Here’s to dreaming! Happy Super Bowl,
