I buy three gallons of milk each week.
One for Lee.
One for the kids.
And one for the floor.
And one for the floor.
P.S. I would love to have Christie Brinkley’s hair…and everything else physical for that matter.
Putting my head on her body just convinced me to drink milk.
Lots of it.
The millions of dollars milk manufacturers spent on advertising worked like a charm.
I am going to the store now to buy myself a gallon.
Well, that’s four now.
One for me to look like Christie.
One for Lee.
One for the kids.
And one for the floor.
Blog to you soon,
